#6161 I cannot wait for my roommates to leave because they are so cliquey and annoying and I hate living with people who act like I barely exist.

#6160 I want to be successful, but I have no interest in being the best in anything. Really good is fine and all, but the best? Nah, that's too much pressure over there. Always take the route of 50-75% resistance and you'll be good.

#6159 I thought the Red Wedding was hilarious

#6158 I'm feeling all lonely and sad. I feel like i don't have anyone to talk to :( NOOOOO [redacted], I don't want ur fckn help.

#6157 Is it weird to want to suck on your roommate's titties? I'm a girl btw

#6156 I'm definitely too stupid to be majoring in what I'm majoring in, but I feel like I have to endure it somehow because I don't want to waste my parents' money on an easy degree. Straight C's aren't so bad, right?

#6155 Something fucked up happened to me today. I parked my car at a metered spot. After class I was heading towards my car before the meter expired, then suddenly my stomach started hurting. I had a sudden urge to take a big shit. The pressure was too high, I couldn't hold it, so I rushed myself to the nearest restroom. If I were 10 seconds late, I would have taken a big shit in my pants. I guess you can classify this as true human urgency. After this I returned to my car, and saw a fucking 25 dollar ticket for expired meter from DOTS.
Now I am trying to write an appeal this ticket, and having a hard time writing a professional appeal explaining this unusual situation. Then again I know DOTS will probably tell me to pay up, because it is my fault that I had to go take a shit. Their mentality would be, like we don't give a fuck if you have to shit in your pants, but take your car from the metered spot. How embracing would it be for the rest of the students to see feces falling off my pants.

Does anyone here know how to explain this in a professional manner?

#6154 I fucking love a guy who can sing. Like, I don't care what you look like, if you have a sexy voice just mmhhh damn, driver roll up the partition PLEASE!