#6273 Besides the social aspect of it, I am completely and utterly miserable at UMD. I want to graduate from here because it's such a good school but I hate being here so much, I've even attempted suicide. But academics first, right?

#6272 If a lot of students here were against DOTS, why can't we start a protest?

#6271 I sociologically analyze every Umd confession I read.

#6270 I seriously would bang the brains out of my project manager at my internship. She has a nice ass and she's only THREE YEARS older than me... probably wouldn't get hired if I do fuck her

#6269 Ok seriously, what is it with the groups of people that fucking sit on the front steps of the various Commons buildings and smoke? I have extremely sensitive lungs from a very bad lung infection a couple years ago and having to walk through your cloud of smoke is super shitty. This campus is a SMOKE-FREE campus with DESIGNATED smoking areas. I don't think it's fair to ban smoking almost everywhere on campus but please have a little respect for other people that don't want your second-hand smoke. It's this kind of shit that made them set up designated smoking areas in the first place.

#6268 Okay, here's a real confession, an I honestly don't give a fuck about the 90% of guys on this page calling every other guy a misogynist on the chance that some girl on this page will be like "Omg he's so right, he's defending women everywhere now let me suck his dick." Truth is we all know deep down 90% of you don't have the balls to stand up to someone in person. Ya I know this is anon but stop lying to yourself. ALRIGHT, here's my confession. I got dome in the cstone bathroom.

#6267 My headphones are always tangled up when I get up in the morning, even after I make sure they are untangled before bed. WHY AM I SO UNPRIVILEGED????

#6266 I torrent all the time. Books, movies, games, tv shows you name it I get everything from the pirate bay, and private trackers. My secret is that I use VPN, to hide my location. I pay 5$ a month and I get to use a bunch of ip addresses, with just a few clicks I can make my computer located in Amsterdam, Holland or Munich, Germany instead of Maryland, USA. :)