Woke up next to a guy I had fucked 2 nights ago. Seems pretty normal right? Nope, He went home from the bar mostly sober like 4 hours before I did and passed out and I stayed til close drinking tequila. Somehow I got into his place and passed out next to him without him even noticing. It was an awkward morning.

Everything my best friend does usually ends up negatively affecting me. This mostly happens when he parties too hard. I can't handle his coked up self. Sometimes I wish he would just leave and not come back.

I fucked a guy for matlab answers. It was the most fulfilling sex I've ever had and I have the answers to matlab for the rest of the semester.

For at least 7 years, the only way I could only really mastrubate (or at least finish) was going up and down the bed. Tonight though I actually came close to rubbing one out, but my roommate kept on going in and out of the room, so while I managed to get close I couldn't completely finish.

I'm more sober when I'm high so I'm always high.

To that girl who doesn't enjoy sex with her boyfriend--we are NOT living in 2,000 BCE! There is no earthly reason why an obviously intelligent, sensitive young lady should feel obliged to have sex. If your boyfriend's "needs" are more important than you feeling comfortable, then he should literally go fuck himself.

Everyone thinks that Frozen is the only Disney movie that teaches women not to depend on men, but what about Brave. Brave was a way better movie, should have been a musical!

I really wish I knew which girls wanna hookup at parties