#6549 To the girl who gave me her extra leg warmers when she saw how drenched my pants were today, it's people like you who give me SO much hope in the world. My day was actually going terribly up until that point. Thank you so much for that. I'll make sure to pay the kindness forward.

#6548 I've gone to McKeldin way more often to poop rather than to do work

#6547 If these confessions weren't anonymous, I'd probably be as famous as Emily, Grehg, Xiaying, etc.

#6546 One time I jacked off in my roommate's girlfriend's shampoo bottle. I had to shake it alot to make sure she wouldn't find out.

#6545 I was the guy who smeared shit all over the STAMP bathroom today, I was just sick of all these ridiculous fees and crap that I have to pay for when I took out a 100k loan just to attend this subpar school.

#6544 I feel like shit immediately after I climax, yet I still go to the bars to find someone to hookup with every weekend.Whats wrong with me?

#6543 Question: How much do UMD students spend on non-"included" stuff like shoes, non-meal plan food, Amazon, etc. I'm a freshman and spent about $1200 last semester, and while that's now lower this semester, I still feel like I'm constantly spending money on things.

#6542 Just walked by a girl who is probably a 9.5-10 using a POF account. I smirked at the thought because I thought hot girls didn't need to partake in online dating?