#6597 This is how i see it: If youre a babe at the bar and youre shaking that ass...im gonna come up behind it. If youre ok with it i will discreetly grab your tits because they are beautiful. If its not a problem i will smack your ass when no ones looking because its phat. I will lick your neck if you dont mind and maybe proceed to kissing you if youre lucky. If you come back home with me, i will play sexy music. i will push you up against the wall, i will slap that ass continously while we bang it out, i will pick you up for some vertical action, i will talk dirty, i will pull hair, i will command you to say some dirty things back, i do want you to scream, i will do my best to cuddle afterwards, i will do it with a condom, if you want to put mr. johnson in your mouth well...good luck. If you think this is lewd and un gentlemanlike well f off and chew on a cactus. I am a hot blooded campus man and i dont f around, you see me at the erc do i look like i f around? Im a gentleman in public but at the bars or in bed im a tiger. In regards to tonight, all the girls that have been taught to dislike sex or are afraid and not shaking their asses at TT, cstone,FUCK BENTS , should quickly erase themselves from the premises! i do not want to see any dry crayfish walking about, mothering their friends. I say to girls like that, tap your toes together three times and vanish to the yellow brick road! Tell the flying monkeys to send me over some ratsies while youre at it.

#6596 Saw this beauty in the Leonardtown parking lot.

#6595 I'm still a virgin and I'm scared to have sex. The idea of me engaging in sex terrifies me. Not that I am anti-sex or am disturbed by the act, no, far from it. Hormones definitely say otherwise. Rather, the idea of being so exposed to another person frightens me. Especially the thought of my genitals in contact with another.

My fellow terps, did any of you had/have such a fear? Any advice on overcoming such a fear? Is sex scary? Is there a sense of "performing"? (that thought of performing also scares me) Also, is it in poor taste to mention that one is a virgin in one's first sexual encounter?

Thanks.

#6594 I work at 251. If you leave your dishes, cups, food, or shitty little napkins on your table and don't take them to the dish rack thingie, then you are a grade A asshole. Like I don't know if you just are just a rude ass human being with no concern for other people? Or maybe you don't love yourself and want to watch the world burn? Or maybe you don't love your mom and want her to be disappointed? If either of these things apply, you have succeeded! If you didn't die walking across campus to get here, it wouldn't kill you to walk across the room and put your shit on the rack. Do better. You aren't children anymore.

#6593 I hate it when I see what seems to be an open parking space, but it's just a car parked so far in that it's hidden behind the cars by it. Especially those smart cars. Would it kill someone to stay back just enough so that I can see that the spot is taken already???

#6592 No lie, I masturbated to King Joffrey's death scene in Game of Thrones. His death was just that pleasing to me.

#6591 currently 11:20pm, CMSC330 exam tomorrow, have not started studying yet I'm not worried :P

#6590 I've skipped more classes than I've attended since Spring break. I keep telling myself "enough" and trying to muster up the little willpower it takes to attend my lectures and discussions but come morning I just turn my alarm off and go back to sleep.