#6733 Yknow how your tongue sticks to a frozen pole? One time I was getting head in a blizzard and this girl really stuck my dick on a pole. If I didn't have water to loosen me, I could've been in real danger

#6732 To the three jackasses who tried to cross in front of my orange bus in the middle of the street in front of JM Patterson on Monday:
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU?????

Were you NOT paying attention to the fact that two people got hit jaywalking in the span of three days????

Were you NOT paying attention to the fact that this bus weighs 40,000 pounds????

WERE YOU NOT AWARE THAT YOU SHOULDNT CROSS WHERE THERE ISNT A GODDAMN CROSSWALK, MUCH LESS IN FRONT OF A MOTHERFUCKING BUS????

Please explain to me what the fuck your problem is, because I swear to god you've lost your fucking mind.

These are things you learn before you're 5, people: LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN STREET. I should NOT have to slam on my brakes in the middle of the road to avoid making your jackass self a permanent part of the asphalt.

#6731 My boyfriend is so good to me. He gives so much, is very loyal, considerate, and loves me to death. I feel so guilty though that I don't feel the same way. I am not attracted to him nearly enough as I should be to balance things out, and I just don't love him the same. I am overwhelmed by his affection but don't want to break things off. At this point (it's been about 5 months) he is getting impatient that I don't cherish him like he cherishes me. Is it better to spare him the pain of being in a relationship with unreciprocated love by ending it? I care about him so much...but I can't force myself to love him. Just needing a little direction.

Anyway, he's the kind of guy who deserves a girl who will love him 100% for who he is.

#6730 To the cute girl who works at the ERC and is usually at the bottom basement floor on Tuesdays (not sure if Jennifer/Jessica): I haven't bought a lock for my stuff when I go to the gym because I like renting one from your desk. Your smile is the best motivation to start my workout.

#6729 Occasionally when I get realllyyyy bored in class, I pull out my laptop and start watching porn. The porn is aight, but the reactions I get are priceless.

#6728 I've lost my Student ID 5 times and my key 4 times. I'm a freshmen.

#6727 As a senior, I hate being in 100 level classes because I find freshman obnoxious and feel like they are always coughing, sneezing, and panicking before every exam. The hatred is counteracted because they make extensive googledoc review sheets, which I use but don't contribute to.

#6726 I need to get off this campus because the girls here be too pretty and I'm allergic to prettyness!