#6749 I keep asking these Chinese kids how many siblings they have in conversations and forget about the one child policy, gets kind of awkward when they have to then explain the policy.

#6748 For the longest time, I've always thought that ED meant that your dick was always hard and you couldn't get it down. Not the other way around...

#6747 I refuse to believe that step sons having sex with their step moms only happen in porn movies.

#6746 UMD crush should so get back in action, i'm so mad it stopped posting

#6745 I would just like to reiterate the point that Elaine is the hottest girl in eppley (therefore the rest of campus).

just a point worth mentioning

#6744 I'm a graduating senior, & 'go to an ROTC party' is still on my UMD bucket list from freshmen year. I only have a few weeks to make this happen. Someone hook a girl up.

#6743 The simpler things in life truly make me happier. I'm applying to law school. Getting into a good school would, of course, make me happy. Moving away from my parents would make me ecstatic. But, getting a dog, that would take the cake.
We (my family), at my persistent begging, got a dog this past summer. I don't have any siblings and I've always wanted a pet. But then, because I didn't do well in one of my classes, my parents gave him away. The people at the shelter where we got him hate me now because they think I flaked because of the responsibility. I still cry about him. I was closer to him than I've ever felt to my parents, or anyone for that matter. There's just something about the unconditional love a dog, or any animal, will give you that kept me going even at my worst. Honestly, having that dog helped me more than antidepressants, therapy, or any fucking thing else.
I kept track of what rescue he ended up at and I had this crazy hope that when I finally graduated, I'd get a job, adopt him back, and move away from my parents and we would live together. He got adopted last week and I'm sure one day I will get another dog and it'll be fine.
But I don't think I can ever forgive my parents for doing that to me. I didn't talk to them for a month after they gave him away. Every time I see them (even though it's been almost a year now) I feel this cold resentment and steady hatred in my heart. They didn't even care that I was happy.
I cried about it to my boyfriend every single day for a while after. He didn't really understand, but he was there for me. Now we've broken up. I feel so alone.

#6742 honestly, anyone who has to use an app like Tinder to meet someone is desperate and pathetic. Go out and meet people the old, casual way because it's much better and not sketchy af. I look down on anyone who talks about using that kinda stuff.