#6813 Oliver, the Math TA, is so fucking hot. Teach me taylor series then fuck me on your desk, you Australian hunk.

#6812 In response to #6737: Please, let me be that wife. I'm getting a degree so I can be self-sufficient on my own, but given the chance to marry a man who wants to take care of the family and can give me the chance to be a stay-at-home mom, I will quit everything and jump on that. I'm glad men like you exist; I always worry that all guys want a strong, independent woman who can provide for them while they play video games or are stuck at some dead-end job. I just want to raise a family and be with a man who can take care of us.

#6811 I can't stand how trashy the black people in my classes are. I know not all black people are the same. But after putting up with these people I have no desire or intention in ever associating myself with any of them.

#6810 This weather makes my dick hard constantly. It's kinda awkward...

#6809 I have yet to find one ugly girl in the Latina sorority

#6808 I'm so horny right now. I can't focus on my work. Wish a girl would just come in here and suck me off in front of everybody.

#6807 This is going to be sexist. I have only seen women doing completely stupid shit while driving, and I want to know why. Its like, I can put the most smartest, intelligent woman behind the wheel, and she immediately goes dumb. The other day I saw an SUV going in reverse direction at the traffic circle in front of Mitchell building, and I thought to myself, this is got to be a woman. My assumption was correct, it was a woman, apparently she missed the exit while taking the traffic circle and decides to go in the reverse and take the exit. WTF, the traffic circle is one-way traffic and it is the universal law, how fucking hard it is to go around the circle and take that exit without risking an accident.

Us men tend to do stupid shit like this when we are drunk, but women do these stupid shit when they are completely sober.

I also don't understand why women don't use the rear view mirror for what it is suppose to be used for. I mean you guys use it to do make up, check your hair every 5 minutes and to all other bullshit but not what it is used for. Damn it women, check the speed of the other vehicles that are traveling on both sides of your car using the rear view mirror before changing the lane. Use it to check what other cars are doing, check it every 5 seconds so you know where all other cars are at when in motion.
Youtube has some fun woman driving videos, and proof exists.
I swear to god, if a woman has a big sign on her car saying "Woman Driver", I would personally keep at least 15 car lengths and drive far far far far away as possible, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing when behind the wheel.

#6806 Fuck Mario Kart 8. I'd probably suck a sea of dicks just to play that new Super Smash Bros