#6941 I wish I could hang out with Grehg but Idk how :/

#6940 I need serious help on understanding and doing basic comp sci but I'm too embarrassed to ask my TA for help.

#6939 There is this guy in my Chinese 213 class. He says he is from Mali, and I'll be damned that guy has a plump ass that I would love to do all day everyday. Heard he is into guys as well, so if ure reading this "guy from Mali".. I fantasize about u all day..:-D

#6938 I'm so sick of Feministic double-standards and Feminist Tumblr users (you know exactly the kind of annoying people I'm talking about)... Everybody wants equality for women, but what about equality for men? Higher insurance rates are a bitch, and men are discriminated against in other systematic ways as well (one example is longer prison sentences - http://i.imgur.com/iU57k8O.png).

While I'm all for equal wages and more women's rights, Feminism has gotten to the point where it's impeding on men's rights and it's about time people started to notice. Point in case,
a self-proclaimed huge feminist had this to say about modern Feminism - http://31.media.tumblr.com/ec88fb41fa9f570cfff69f054afaf7a9/tumblr_n1bjxtXz261rjeii0o1_1280.jpg.

*Cue angry, sassy comments*

#6937 Wanted: a disciplined female student to help a severely ADD student get their work done and get things accomplished. I'm willing to pay $10 an hour for someone to stand over me and watch as I do my work without getting distracted. Think of it as being paid to be my study buddy. I live on north campus and desperately need somebody to help me get things accomplished before the semester ends. It's panic time. Thank you.

#6936 My cousin and I both go to school here. We don't run into each other that often, but once at this awesome frat party I got really wasted and hooked up with a hot chick, who, as it turned out, was my cousin, who was equally drunk. Recently she told me that she's pregnant, and she swore that she hasn't hooked up with any other guys in the past three months. How do I explain myself to my family? They're really conservative and I don't want to abort the baby!

#6935 One time I had a wet dream that I stole $50 worth of shit from the 24 hour store without getting caught. No sex, just getting away with petty theft.

#6934 The only American car that I every buy will be a Tesla. The rest is pure crap with the exception of 1970's 1980's muscle cars, which are true American muscle. There is no originality in new American cars. For ex- the design of front grill on Ford cars taken from Aston Martin, the head light design on corvette taken from Ferrari. No originality, all copies and crap except Tesla and early muscle cars.