#6965 My boyfriend has the prettiest penis I've ever seen.

#6964 I'm not allowed to watch funny things when I'm in McKeldin, because I don't want to start laughing really loudly.

#6963 I've had to give up the (healthier version of) smoking because of an upcoming summer job. Now I've practically become an alcoholic, whereas before, I always hated drinking poison.

Thanks U.S. government.

#6962 Sometimes I wonder if the woman who claim they have been raped have actually been raped? I do believe them, but a previous experience at my high makes me question it sometimes. I know that just because I have had an experience where a woman faked being raped doesn't mean its always the case. But because of this one experience, there is always that little doubt of a whether a woman is telling the truth or not. It kind of bothers me that I think his way cause you know, who wants to tell a person claiming they got raped that they probably didn't?

Also do you all know men can get raped also? I just threw this in there because I have met people who do not believe that men can get raped.

#6961 Cleaning my strap-on in the dorm bathrooms is the biggest struggle.

#6960 This is a response to the all the guys that were so quick to respond to #6918 and to put her down (I'm assuming she's a lady). She does have an excellent point and she only made her statement one-sided which I get because obviously she is a woman interested in a man of course. So why would she put down women when she clearly has no interest or could care less about them? Anyways, she's is right her confession SOME men not ALL do prefer to go for the easy women than women with values and self-worth. In my opinion, I find nothing wrong with a woman being a virgin till marriage, it shows that she wants to have only one sexual partner in life. But there are good men out there despite of race which is one of the many reasons why women cannot find a decent man because they want to date within their own race and not go outside of the box. To conclude, #6918 does have a good point and to those who were so quick to get in defense mode could kick rocks and blow bubbles.

#6959 I would absolutely love to bang someone in Mckeldin.

#6958 I feel as though we should start a physical UMD confessions club. However, it defeats the purpose of the anonymity. Maybe a physical club for regular commentators? It would make for some interesting in person conversations.