#7238 To the softball player in my crimstat class, you are hot!

#7237 Oh! Is that who I think it is? I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. #gayshade

#7236 I found [redacted] on higher ed hookups and hit her up. But she hasn't responded yet :(

#7235 Once I got stuck in an elevator (not on campus) with a really hot girl, and we hooked up to pass the time. The elevator was bouncing from our hard, violent fucking. When the firemen finally opened the doors, they saw me railing the chick in the ass, and told us they'd let us finish.

#7234 My roommate has the uncanny ability to seduce anybody, and I mean ANYBODY. He won a bet with a lesbian couple, had a threesome with them, and they are now addicted to cock. I'm really worried that he will try to engage in a threesome with my mom and dad on move-out day.

#7233 For one of my engineering classes, we're allowed to use our laptops during exams if we "turn off the internet"...of course I don't, and this time the questions were pulled straight from another exam where solutions were posted online. Looks like my C is turning into an A.

#7231 I wank off a lot more during the weeks proceeding to finals to relieve stress. And reading in McKeldin library with so many pretty ladies around in short shorts only encourages it. 3 for 3 this week!!

#7230 I only trust Harry/Leuca and Emily F's comments. The rest of y'all are awful asshats