#7285 I wish that the Cant Remember to Forget You music video was just Rihanna and Shakira scissoring each other, competing to make the other cum first. At one point in the song, they are on a bed and are so close to having sex.

#7284 My #1 sexual fantasy is to sit on a guy's face. I've seen girls do it in porn and it looks so orgasmic. Can't wait to try it someday.

#7283 i often times ride with a [girl] named Keisha while simultaneously smoking on Keisha.

#7282 When me and my girlfriend are having sex, she wants me to go down on her a lot. I don't mind, but it kinda smells down there. How do I tell her? Or how can I get her to wash down there more often without offending her? Help please?!

#7281 I think a lot of the sexual confessions are pretty lame. The best confessions are the ones that are funny, embarrassing, or uniquely weird. But saying that you like girls in short shorts isn't really that controversial or interesting. Protip: Masturbate before submitting a confession. The quality of the page will go up.

#7280 I saw a 7 the other day and thought how futuristic that would look to ancient societies that don't use indo-arabic numerals almost like some made up scripts from a sci-i movie look to us, shit's surreal man.

#7279 Canvas helps me find the names of the boys in my classes. And then I proceed to look at their Facebooks and Twitters and fall in love with them.

#7278 Thank you, dear sir, for giving me the most stress of my life. In this critical time, when I am about to graduate, you just created a shitstorm. Shoulda kept your mouth shut.