#7301 Alright, so my boyfriend just straight told me that he had sex with another guy last night and that he think he might be gay. Would it be considered homophonic if I hit him with something until he bleed to death for cheating on me?

I mean, yes I know it is considered murder and that I would go to jail for it, but is it homophobic on top of that because he is gay?

#7300 I'm easily the best small talker at UMD. I'm filled with interesting facts and can make a conversation out of anything. I do things with iMessage that would blow your mind. The problem is every girl around me is taken. As a result the person I've texted the most this semester is my mom. The second most is nextbus. I haven't been able to find a single girl who's trying to date, for shit.. Actually you don't even have to wanna date, I texted a girl for months who barely ever responded. So even you know you're not interesting, I'll make up for it. I promise. My personality honestly just can't stand not conversating. I have so many words in my brain it's crazy.

#7299 In regards to the Prius drivers. What is the real reason you guys bought a Prius? To save money? for environmental reasons? Honestly, You Prius owners need to live in your own little planet where the speed limit is 20 mph. Every time i see a prius driving on the left lane, I speed and cut it off and then slam my brakes. hehe. Love the feeling.

#7298 I bulked a little too hard this past winter. I've gotten freakishly strong but I'm a little more huggable than I'd like to be going into speedo season... I've cut down a good bit, but dieting sucks.

#7297 I saw you... boarding the blue-bus at the stop near Potbellys. I was coming back from the gym. You had a large bag with some sort of Greek written on it... cultured. as the son of an immigrant, I respect that. I imagined our life together. We both make a lot of many (I make a fortune trading stock working at home). We had three kids. The oldest is a boy. The two youngest are girls. Our son is very protective of them, having sisters taught him to respect woman at a young age. We lived our lives very happy together, traveling and giving back to the community. We had a dog, (a larger female) and two male kittens that never age. We weren't husband and wife, we were best friends.... Then the bus took off I glanced at you again and it all faded away... because you were wearing a Bruins shirt. I can't compromise on hockey.

#7296 I think today I've come to terms with a reality. And that reality is that our generation is so enormously fucked and we're all so scared to admit that by in large employers aren't interested in new blood unless it's free.

We as a generation are pushing more and more towards being part of a lost decade. Our employment prospects are incredibly more and more slim. Our training is more and more inadequate and largely our options for attaining even what our parents once had is being taken away from us by greedy people who are more wiling to force one man to do the jobs of 3 just 20 years ago.

Once with even the most basic of drives to better yourself you could push into the labs of milk in honey. There were so many options ranging from allied health to law to medicine to optometry, and etc. Once you could land into a law school and manage to make a solid living without much struggle, not millions but enough to be middle class. Once allied health fields like Pharmacy and Optometry were bustling with life, and yet now a graduate has no way of making anywhere near what their education cost them. Medicine is more and more unreachable as people and undergrads seek to penetrate into what is truthfully the last bastion of easy upper middle classdom and engineering has largely descended towards openly slave labor as employees are highered for less and less and benefits are given less and less. Becoming a professor is now largely an impossibility as dinosaurs cling to their seats until they die forcing people into perpetual adjuncthood/ slavery.

I think we need to be honest here and admit that the middle class is dying. That we largely are being stripped of what little humane benefits we had ( And these are little to begin with compared to Europeans). And that we as a whole are being driven towards menial labor and work that neither has anything to do with our education and could have been done by monkeys for nuts.

I think as a whole, I worry about the future we have ahead of us. I worry sincerely about what our lives will be like as we continue to lose ground. Will we be college graduates condemned to being secretaries and baristas till 30? Or will we take back our futures?

#7295 I really want girl who will just cuddle up and watch Fearnet with me all night: Fido, Drive-Thru, The Dentist, Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 6, Pinocchio's Revenge... basically all of the classics.

#7294 Friend: "You should change your major, x is more financially stable."
Me: "Ask me how many fucks I give? HINT: you cannot divide by this number."