#7365 everytime I hear the little MATLAB error sound I want to kill myself

#7364 Just now I sat next to my floormate in the bathroom. He eats no fiber, so he was grunting, panting, and moaning as he shat. I would love to fuck him hard in the ass with my beloved strap on and elicit those noises as I pleased him to kingdom cum. Hell, I could relieve some of his constipation.

#7363 Gabrielle K you are damn fine girl.

#7362 I'm normally a really chill guy and rarely get mad, but when I do I sometimes blow up into a fit of rage. Tonight, I got into an argument with my mother and smashed her vase and threw a table. It scares me because I feel like one day I will lash out at someone and I don't want to damage anything else or worse. What can I do to control sudden rage?

#7361 Dear Asian guys,
I am genuinely really attracted to you. Now i'm being careful here because I do not want to sound like i am fetishizing you all. I would never date anyone BECAUSE they were asian, but rather it might play a role in my intial attraction to them. I am not asian myself and most asian guys tend to date within their own ethnicity...which /sigh/ does make me sad but I understand that most people date their own race/etnicity.

But anyway, I just want to say that I've come across and met a lot of insecure asian guys. My ex was one of them...don't be. Especially not your looks...there is 97% chance I would probably be super attracted to you and be kind of shy around you.

(believe me it happens in mckeldin everyday -_-)

actually let me extend this to anyone who has low self confidence. Attraction is relative, someone out there thinks you're wonderful.

but no seriously....asian guys....droool....

#7360 Ladies, how do you feel about nose sizes. Im a decent looking white guy with a good build, but I have a big nose. Is that a turn off?

#7359 Saw a Muslim girl in the 104 bus at around 10.30 PM on this Saturday .Damn it you were too hot , should have said it .

#7358 I just saw The Hunchback of Notre Dame for the first time today, and I swear, I could fuck a gypsy/Indian girl right now