#7397 Out of the seven guys I've slept with, three have gone Whiskey Dick on me. I know dudes can't help it, and I have never made the them feel bad about it, but C'MON! That's so unattractive. Penises are mildly gross to begin with, but I love how they feel and the reactions from guys when we're going at it, but a flaccid dick is terrible. Don't drink so much if you're even thinking of hooking up with a chick. Sheesh.

#7396 I'm so ridiculously easy. I was at a party and this dude and I had interacted a couple times throughout the night - nothing overly flirtatious or even hinting at other things. And then around midnight he suddenly stood next to me and started rubbing his hands across my back and that was literally all it took. We went at it til 4AM and then he walked me home. He's a friend of a friend so I'll probably see him again, plus he'll probably text me at some point. But like what the hell is wrong with me? He barely did anything, I wasn't even that horny, and I wasn't even particularly taken with him. I'm pretty neutral on the hook-up lifestyle, it doesn't bother me. But seriously? That's all it took? Where are my standards? What am I doing with my life?

#7395 I wish that my girlfriend would break up with me. The interest on my end just isn't there anymore, and I know she notices from time to time. I just don't have the heart to break up with her.

#7394 Ever since I became an RA, I haven't been spending as many diner points, because I starve myself whenever I'm on duty and can't leave the building to get food.

#7393 Can someone please explain why it is necessary for espn to show two dudes making out? Why is this making news across the country? Did someone say that it was impossible for a queer to play professional football? No they didn't so why is this story relevant? How come heterosexual players don't get to be shown kissing their wives? The sooner we stop celebrating queers the sooner we will be equal. So I beg of everyone stop treating them like they are different or unique or special start treating them like humans and stop giving them special treatment cuz they're gay. As it stands espn is only furthering the belief that gays are different and deserve special recognition which they don't. I don't care if you're gay so stop telling me/showing me nobody wants to see two dudes making out anyway so please keep it to yourself no one cares

#7392 Apparently I need to be suicidal and borderline crazy to get a prescription, but since I'm not I've been basically brushed off by the the counselors I've seen concerning my lack of focus and slight depression lately. I don't plan on becoming dependent on it or taking it forever, but I'm not even gonna lie, adderall saved my ass this semester and I don't regret taking it at all. That shit WORKS.

Fuck ethics and the bullshit shoved down our throats telling students that "it's not all about grades". Unfortunately, that's a fucking lie. At the end of the day, college is a game. You don't get a prize for participating. If you don't have the high grades, it doesn't matter how much experience and volunteer work you did, employers and grad schools aren't even going to even look your way. Your application goes to the trash bin. They don't care about what you struggled with or how hard you tried. If you snooze, you lose. And that's the end of it.

#7391 For the last two years, all of my classes have been on the engineering/CS side of campus. Every time I head up towards Stamp I feel like I'm walking around the bunny ranch.

#7390 I know I've said this at least a thousand times already, but seriously, my roommate and his girlfriend are so platonically cute. Oh, and for those that remember, I'm the same guy that watched hentai in the room while they were also there cuddling naked.