#7469 Girl in my 11am cmsc131 class:

you and your blonde friend literally spend all of lecture on facebook or online shopping. I'm actually really curious to know what you have in it. I don't pay much attention to Dr. Plane either but I at least try and take notes.

Also, you can fucking get it. Seriously, I don't know if it's a scarcity effect giving you a halo, but cute girls just get like 9999999 times hotter and make me want to marry them when I find out they can do math.

#7468 How long would you ladies need to get to know a dude before sleeping with him? I'm a good looking dude, I have no problem talking to girls in my classes, and I actually I get hit on alot. But I don't have alot of free time to go out on weekends and I'd rather not drink anyway. Also the hobby I'm immersing myself in right now is almost entirely male-dominated (no changing hobbies isn't an option). What are my chances of finding a smart, cute, introverted nerd girl who's down to just hook up and do homework without expecting me to hang out with her friends or take her out to parties and such?

#7467 I'd rather write a large paper all by myself than work on it in a group because I hate the way everyone else writes. I'm such a control freak about language and style smdh.

Seriously though, I know a bunch of ya'll learned to be obnoxiously wordy in high school to fill up page requirements, but you know that makes your writing worse not better right? If you can say it in 3 words, why the fuck would you say it in 7?!

#7466 There is a special place in hell for people who walk slow, take up the entire sidewalk, KNOW you're coming, and still don't move over to let you by.

#7465 Allie M SOMF!

#7464 I fucking love a rugged muscular guy. Not into fashion or that vineyard vines shit, doesn't care too much about his appearance, not into social media, likes to fix cars, and just keeps his hair short and likes to wear white tees a pair of jeans and timberland boots, and smells like paint.

Ugh, lord.

#7463 This might sound gay but I enjoy physical affection from my male friends because I never got it from my own father growing up.

#7462 seriously considering losing viriginity to a prostitute.