#7493 I would bang the character Elsa from the movie Frozen so hard. She would use her ice powers to freeze my dick and keep it eternally hard so I could keep ramming her.

#7492 I'm a straight guy. Freaking love women. Absolutely love boobs, butts and this time of the year when women show a bit more of their beautiful body. But then I got this man crush for Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio and Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. I went gay for 3 seconds when Leo smiled with the cup of wine and fireworks in the background in Gatsby.

#7491 I am so done with UMD girls, I am going straight to fuck a milf as soon as my finals end. Over 40 milfs are the best. Sorry ladies of UMD. #sorrynotsorry

#7490 Apparently the former mayor of Jerusalem just got locked up for taking bribes. I'm not sure if it's refreshing or unsettling to see proof that that kind of thing happens everywhere.

#7489 I'm all for equality and treating every person with respect no matter what color, but for some reason interracial couples weird me out. It does matter what two races are together, it just seems strange. I'm not grossed out by it, but for some reason it just seems unnatural. For example, Robins and Blue Birds are both birds. I'm no Ornithologist, but I'm pretty sure they are pretty even on a scale of awesomeness, but they don't mate. The Robins mate with the Robins and Blue Birds mate with the Blue Birds. There are no little purple birds running around. Does this make me racist? If so, how do I work on it?

#7488 A good friend of my was having sex with a chick when her mom walked in. Because the girl he was fucking drove him to her house, her mom had to drive him back home. By far the most awkward car ride ever haha. Shit happens, but at least you can get a good laugh sometimes.

#7487 if i don't get into Smith i'm gonna make a club for all the Smith rejects, or matter of fact there should be a club for all LEP rejects, a support group to find out what we will do with our lives post-rejection. (especially for those whom UMD is the only school that will work for them, for financial and other reasons)

#7486 finals week is so stressful. is it too much to ask for good, consistent sex? sheesh i know we both gotta lotta energy to just throw out there...