#7509 Mickey. k you are damn fine. i really want to ask you out but im not sure how well that would go down. for now, just know that you're amazing and someone is crushing on you bigtime.

#7508 Whenever I see a couple together and both of them have blond hair and blue eyes, I can't help but think, "That's the kind of world Hitler wanted."

#7507 Okay, let me just vent real quick.
1) As a person who longboards as a means of transportation, a lot of pedestrians suck. Walk the same way you drive: on the right side. Seriously, stop walking in the middle with headphones on, stop trying to jump across the sidewalk when you see us coming, stop grouping up to take up the whole sidewalk and then refuse to move. Share the damn sidewalk already.

2) There's the common argument that we shouldn't keep discussing gay issues because in order to get equality, we have to stop pretending like gay people are different and thus worthy of all the extra attention. Shut the hell up. You may be okay with their sexuality and tired of hearing about it, but you have to realize that a metric fuck-ton of the world IS supremely biased and hateful. It's fine to disagree with homosexuality, but so many people actively oppress it. They're the ones we're trying to address. If we want change, we have to fight for it, and that includes taking up your precious 2 seconds to read a facebook post once in a while. This is coming from a straight person by the way.

3) Liam Neesons is my JAAAAAAAAM.

4) Girls aren't into douchebags. They're into guys with confidence. If you ever ever make the argument that all the girls you're interested in only go after jerks/douchebags/tools/Kanye West, then you're looking for excuses instead of trying to look at yourself and figure out why they're not going after you. Confidence, get some. It's not easy, but you've got to start somewhere: workout, join a sport, read a book, but most of all, actually LISTEN. Excuses are for the weak, change is for the strong.

5) DOTs is annoying, but their bus system has gone to shit lately. Why the fuck do so many buses run late or not show up at all. The fuck.

6) Diner food sucks, but their ice cream is ON POINT. Damn that shit is good, even if it's illegal.

7) I should really get back to studying.

TL;DR: Some scientists consider emus to be living dinosaurs because their bones and joints are similar to dinosaurs'.

#7506 I can't fully trust anyone who says they don't like Britney Spears.

#7505 My boyfriend is at the honors college for aerospace engineering right now and lately because of finals he's been stressing a lot. I mean A LOT. I try to talk to him and try to make him feel better saying he's not going to fail any classes and he just shuts down and completely ignores me. I heard from a few of my friends that he hasn't been studying at all and has actually been hanging out with a few girls over at the HC...I'm nervous that he's cheating on me. I want to confront him about it, but do not know how to go about it.

#7504 I'm actually sad that my discussion class is over. My friend and I made drug deals in the middle of class all the time, and the TA never gave a shit.

#7503 Solange is more talented than Beyonce

#7502 I'm 6.2 inches long and 6.0 inches thick (measured in circumference). UD defines 'chode' as a penis that is wider than it is long... That definition is kind of confusing because I was told that I'm almost a chode, but having a 6 inch penis measured in 'width' is impossible... and even though my penis is really thick, it still looks proportional. I feel like chodes have gotten a bad reputation over the years... It'd be the move to date a girl with tiny hands.