#7677 I had a dream where my teacher handed back my final paper for 18th century literature, and it had an F+ on it. I wonder what that dream means?

#7676 I really miss my ex....she could really suck a mean dick. Goddam do I miss her head. This morning in the shower I was reminiscing about the blowjobs she used to give me and I popped a massive boner...but then I got sad cuz she'll never do anything like that for me again. Then, on top of the sad, I got sick thinking of her with her new bf doing all the things we used to do but with him instead of me.

tl;dr my heart is broken and both my friday and my favorite fetish are ruined :(

#7675 Pitbull makes me cringe. He does the same "WooooOOO," "Mr. 305," random Spanish gibberish, and "Dalin'" or whatever it is in every single song. Do something different!

#7674 the only time when Fridays do not feel like Fridays is during finals week.

#7673 Katie C. is so damn hot.

#7672 So there's this girl. I knew her since we were growing up and she is a close family friend. I mean our dads are practically brothers. Although she's younger than me by a few years, I've always had a crush on her but kept it to myself as I didn't want to cause a rift if things don't work out. We don't meet often, but every time we do, I shy away, act normal, and try to be unnoticed. However, as time goes by, I keep thinking about her more and more and don't know what to do at this point.

#7671 My phone's one generation too old to get apps like tinder or yik yak or thirstypeopleinyourcurrentarea and I just got the damn phone, I don't want to upgrade it just so I can maybe get laid by someone just as annoyed at being sexless as me. Damn, I'm just horny, I don't want to be tech savvy before getting laid!

#7670 I'm graduating soon. I don't have an SO and only dated a little while I was here because I was more focused on academics and only platonic socializing. (Actually, I don't really like "dating" as a way to find a partner and usually develop significant feelings for someone after we've been friends for a while only.) So many people seem to have met their soulmate or life partner here during their time as a student, because college provides a buffer to get to know people without strictly being "on a date" -- I'm really scared that I lost my opportunity to find an SO! Am I doomed? :(