#7749 I have a friend who genuinely treats me like I'm stupid because I don't speak with 100% correct grammar 100% of the time. She will publicly insult me for saying "who" instead of "whom", or saying "me and you" instead of "you and I", even if we're just having a casual conversation among friends. I'm pretttty sure I know my grammar (800 on the writing part of SAT) but that doesn't mean I have to be grammatically flawless in every single casual conversation of my life. I hate when people are so uptight and snobby about these things. (P.S. she isn't even an English major, she's just extremely pretentious)

#7748 Hey girl who was rocking the Mikasa look in the Cross Cultural psych final today, you're pretty cute

#7747 After getting a BA and MPP with Maryland's 5-year program, I'm going to get an MBA and a JD (there are schools where you can get both degrees in four years). Then, I am going to get a PhD. People always tell me that all that will never happen, and that there's no way I can do that. But when I want something, I do everything possible to get it. I cannot wait to prove everyone who has doubted me wrong.

#7746 Was about to take a profile picture, then I saw myself in the mirror and put the camera down. Fuck diner foods man...

#7745 What is up with the BO that some guys have? Is it lack of hygiene or is it because of a medical problem? So guys' smell almost knocks me out...

#7744 One of my greatest regrets at Maryland was never getting the chance to scream "Bro, do you even lift?" at someone at the gym.

#7743 I'm a 24 year old virgin. I've dated a little, and partaken in a reasonable amount of drunken 3rd base canoodling, but never found anyone I wanted to have sex or a relationship with. My life was pretty fucked up and I've spent most of adulthood putting myself back together, which didn't leave time for a love life.

You know what's cool, though? I'm okay with it. I was ashamed at first: like, am I going to be waxing my chest and polishing my action figures at 40? But I'm not an awkward dude, I'm not a social reject, I just had my own shit to deal with. I am *literally* a virgin for lack of trying. And after a long time I've mostly fixed myself, and it turns out I'm a pretty neat guy. So I know I'll get my smang on when the right (read: hot and interesting) person comes along.

But yall are still going to judge a brother, so I'mma post this anonymously so I don't scare anyone off

#7742 Simone J, a freshman, you are so hot! Do you have a boyfriend?