#7805 My ex was the most abusive person ever and still thinks it was the other way around. I cannot get em out of my life, and it kills me.

#7804 to #7766 would you ever consider be a sexually-active experiment dude. Who knows, you might like the boy meat and the girl meat. Plus guys can give pretty awesome blow jobs! Lemme show you what I can do with a magic stick ;)

#7803 Screw you Mother Nature for giving me my period during finals week. The fuck is this shit. As if I didn't have enough problems.

#7802 As I read these confessions as a form of procrastination during finals week (ha..ha I probably should be studying right now), I can't help but to notice that half of them have to deal with sex. I mean, it's now to the point where people are anonymously putting themselves out there saying "please have sex with me because I'm too stressed out with life". I mean don't get me wrong, it's your body and your decision if you want to have sex or not and I guess if it makes you feel less stressed out, good for you? but it just got me thinking...
Call me old school, but I think sex is something that should wait until marriage. Especially if it's not even out of love. Like really? You want someone to sleep with because of finals week? Having sex is not going to get you a better grade or change the fact that your grade is what it is.
And even if it's out of love, why do you need to have sex to confirm that you love someone? If you truly love them, then shouldn't the way your bf/gf acts towards you or say to you or the way they look at you be enough?
Also, I just think it will be unfair for my future husband if I had sex with a bunch of other guys before him. Sure, I guess the counter argument would be "how will you not know he didn't fuck a bunch of guys before you" and I mean that's true, I will never know, but I want to believe that when I meet a guy that I want to marry, it would also be someone I would trust and someone who I can take his word for.
I just wanted to post this confession to let those of us who read some confessions and feel as though they're doing something wrong because they have never had sex yet know that there's really nothing wrong with that!

#7801 I actually like my roommate but is sad he's gonna be commuting next year :(

#7800 One of the things that I hate the most is when I'm waiting in line and their is a woman in front of me...the cashier tells her the total, and then spends the next 5 minutes looking for her fucking money or credit card. Like couldn't you fckn have the money ready BEFORE being asked the total. I just want to take and slap the shit out of the woman for her stupidity.

#7799 To add on to #7769
I got all A's b*tches. New strategy for Testudo Offerings perhaps?

#7798 this fucking history class is such bullshit. bunch of psych, sociology and history majors sitting around in a circle trying to sound profound about the history of science without understanding a fucking thing about any of the science they're discussing. And with a professor who was factually wrong in how he explained some things. And 2 hours of hand-writing essays for an exam...that shits going to make my hand fall off. So yeah fuck cores I came to UMD to learn how to be an engineer and dont give a shit about paleolithic ice picks