#7830 As if I weren't enough of a fuckup for convincing myself that one of my finals was on Monday when it was really the Friday before, today I managed to sleep through both my alarms, waking up an hour after my exam was over. Why.

#7829 I genuinely don't understand the people who say that studying makes them horny. like, really? maybe it's just the virgin in me, but studying makes me the opposite of horny. studying makes me feel tired and gross and the last thing on my mind is sex. I think you all just look for sex as an excuse to procrastinate.

#7828 I just cant get the girl wih the undercut hairstyle out of my mind.. I went to talk to her today but just ended up asking if someones sitting on the chair next to her..

#7827 I don't know why people her thinks Testudo is a trashcan. If you are going to keep a liquor bottle, at east keep a half empty one.
Last year I kept a rare half empty Johnny Walker Blue Label 1.75L Whiskey bottle which I bought for $ 600. So in my eyes, the half empty values at $300. I had it for about a year and was half empty. I left it for Testudo to drink, but some asshole took it within 15 minutes of me keeping it there.

#7826 If my gpa reflected my knowledge and not my test anxiety . . . .

#7825 I've always wanted to bang a white guy.
I am South Asian - Indian.

#7824 I flirt with the panda express lady just to get a 10% discount everytime i go, so instead of my total being close to $7 it ends up being $6.29

#7823 Black woman here. Wondering if the white men at UMD like black women.I consider myself to be attractive and get attention from guys but feel like I never get any attention from white guys. You can approach me and other women of color we won't bite :).