#8062 So what, maybe I like my best friend. And maybe he has a girlfriend. Doesn't mean it will never happen..

#8061 I posted about trying to always be not sober because of my favorite person has blamed me for multiple suicide attempts. Thank you for the kind responses but the two specific instances were directly resulted from things I had said or done or just factors of who I am (this was a long term relationship). My only crutch was that she was diagnosed with depression and another major psychological disorder and how she couldn't control the suicidal thoughts, etc. So that's both of us having a role in it but guess what the fuck I just found out. A month after we finished talking she was undiagnosed. Don't even dare give me correlation vs. causation because that's clear as day everything was 125% my fucking fault. As a 21 year old dude I've been sobbing my ass off for the past 6 hours. Luckily I've been able to keep it to alcohol and weed but that was the first urge I've ever had for hard drugs. I'm kinda tempted to grab a handle or two of Jager and crush it in one sitting (which I could do). It was bad enough when I had partial blame, now it's full. It's gona eat at me every minute of my fucking life even though she's a lot better now. Not that I'm gona kill myself now but I couldn't say where I'll be down the road. To top it off I don't have a single day-to-day friend to open up to and the only ones who show they care are my parents but I can't open up to them cus they'd pull my funding (yes I'm beyond blessed and grateful) for school cus of the weed.

#8060 There was this guy sitting next to me during one of my exams last semester. Every time I turned the page he would turn it too. Ever time I erased he would erase as well. It didn't take me a long time to realize (painfully obvious) that he was cheating off me.

I purposefully wrote down the wrong answers in my exam book, but the right answers on the scrap paper (that was further away from him so he couldn't see it). I filled out the scantron. Every other question, I answered incorrectly on purpose (took the answer and went back one letter, so C's were B's and A's were E's).

As soon as I finished the exam, I waited, and the fucker wrote everything down in the same way I did. I finished a bit early so I waited to 5 minutes before the end of class, and I quickly erased everything, wrote down the right answers, bubbling in the right answers. It was hilarious watching the dimwit scurrying around trying to keep up with me. We were both flipping papers back and forth.

I turned in my exam 1 minute before the end of class. Went out the door. He turned it in shortly after. I went in the next day and the exams were graded. I got a 94% and he got a 58%.

Justice served, fucker.

#8059 There are three things that some professors do that I hate more than anything, and I find it unimaginably unfair.

1) When a significantly large portion of the class gets a question that doesn't have any partial credit (e.g. multiple choice or fill-in-the-blank) wrong. If almost the whole class gets a question wrong, it's because you didn't teach it enough, and you should either drop it or give a free point.

2) When a professor takes points away because of his own errors. I had a professor who once accidentally gave everyone one extra point (out of 50) on his exams. Later, after final grades are posted on Testudo, he tells everyone that he made a mistake and one point has been subtracted from everyone's score. If a professor makes a mistake in giving too high of a grade, and it isn't THAT impacting (2% on a exam worth 20% of the grade?), then he should keep it.

3) When a professor makes the final exam significantly harder to be a grade-curver. If the professor wants to make hard exams, go for it. But when he makes exams in a certain way, people know what to expect. When the exam format or difficulty changes so significantly, people don't expect it. A class with a 85% average on the first three exams should not have a 60% average on the final exam.

#8058 Am I the only one around here that doesn't think Jennifer Lawrence is all that and a bag of chips?

#8057 I wish this campus were a Coca Cola campus instead of Pepsi.

#8056 I love my girlfriend and all, but she's not slutty enough for me in bed. Don't get me wrong, she's freaky, but in no way is she slutty. I don't know, it just might be porn, but I can't get off properly unless I'm railing a girl out like a whore. Sorry for the objectification, but it is what it is. I just wish she'd throttle my dick, put into her mouth and yank that pump that mother fucker as if she was churning butter.

#8054 Haven't even been home a week and i wish i was back at school