#8125 This actually happened during the fall last, last semester and I still haven't figured out how to deal with it. So during the fall at mckeldin, I was studying but this interesting -looking old, black book on the shelf caught my attention so I opened it up and checked the inside. Inside was all latin and there were lots of grotesque diagrams of humans and beasts and I think demons. Anyway, I had studied 2 years of latin in high school even though I really, really sucked at it. Oh and I'm a girl btw. So I picked a random page in the weird book to read, obviously not knowing what I was saying cuz I suck at latin, but suddenly I felt a thump in my crotch area. So at that point, I was really weirded and put the book back and then went to the ladies' room to check my crotch to see what the thump was. And oh my god, my clit had prolonged into a penis. Surely you'd assume I was really scared or mindfucked but I was actually intrigued and rather curious. I then figured out how to revert my penis back to its original clit form. So later that weekend, I went back to my apartment with this super hot fratbro I met at Bentley's to hook up with. Oh yea, and I begged that we do it in the dark and he was reluctant but eventually gave in. So we had some regular sex and after he climaxed, he was exhausted and decided to spend the night at my apartment. Knowing not to waste the perfect opportunity to test my new equipment, I put my clit against his bare ass and then brought forth my penis to put in his asshole. He squirmed at first but he was super tired from the great sex we had earlier so he gave up resisting and gave in. So eventually I ejaculated into his asshole and the next morning when I woke up, he was gone. Of course I believe he hasn't told anyone about this cuz who the fuck would ever believe this crazy, stupid BS story. Oh and to this day, I still live and work with my special clit.

#8124 I graduated from University of Maryland TWO years ago and I STILL have not found full time employment. FUCK YOU society!

#8123 Even though it has been on my bucket list for a long time, I haven't gone skydiving because I am afraid that I might decide not to open my parachute. In that moment of adrenaline and ecstasy, I just might be ready to let go of everything.

#8122 All I get in my classes are B pluses. Never A's, just B pluses. I even had a class where my grade was a 89.6%, and i got a B plus. I fucking hate it. Without the plus minus grading system my GPA would be terrible.

#8121 Some RAs are the worst. There is this RA in our dorm that writes everyone up for everything. If she hears sound coming from outside of the room even for one second, she writes us up. Is there a place where we can submit complaints of RAs?? These people think they're the coolest walking around busting kids.

#8120 I hate the fact that (some) schools require a year or more of language. People are now learning a language because they're forced to and I fucking hate that. Learning a language is supposed to be about loving the way it sounds when spoken... But now, my native language is being learned just because it opens "more doors" (i.e. being bilingual). It's no longer about the beauty and flow of the tongue, it's all about getting money and being more qualified than another person.

It just bothers me so much that I language I love is only thought of as a requirement. But oh well...

#8119 This Elliot Rodger thing debate has run it's course, but I just wanted to give my last comment on this ordeal and respond to #8083. I'm a male, I don't consider myself a feminist, but I think alot of things are just common sense. However, common sense isn't common practice.

It's pathetic and weak to blame pretty sorority girls for turning nerdy guys into mass murderers for "snubbing" them. Just because you're president of the robotics engineering club and have 3.9 GPA, but she'd rather date a guy who likes to lifts weights and fist pump to Jersey club music doesn't mean she's committed an injustice.

A woman's love isn't a prize at the carnival for getting the most points. I think it's universally understood that sex and love has a sacred component to it - it's something special you share with ONLY who you choose to share it with. If she chooses to share it with some guy YOU perceive to be a douche or a loser, than your frustration is your issue bro. It's not a woman's responsibility to feed off the ego of nerdy guys. She doesn't need to explain or justify who she chooses to share her love with.

#8118 My boyfriend is awesome, but he has some issues. He likes to talk about really private things in public and ask people really personal questions without knowing them well first. I can tell he makes people uncomfortable (especially my friends) and it really embarasses me sometimes, but i don't know how to talk to him about it without making him feel like I'm attacking him. Help?