#8245 If genies were real, I'd wish for the ability to orgasm upon sneezing

#8244 I unliked this page because of the number of "confessions" about grades. Stop trying to get under everybody's skin.

#8243 Hi, maybe I'm just like the one lucky girl in a milion, but like I'm a physics major, and I was on one of the country's best robotics teams for four years, and I have never EVER been discriminated against because I am a girl. Wait- no. I take that back. I have never EVER been discriminated against BADLY because I am a girl. Things I do get because I'm a girl: scientific fields are more likely to hire me, BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO, I got on to that robotics team, because I was the only girl interested, and the team would look better if they were more diverse. If anything, I have GOTTEN opportunities because I'm a girl. (I hate that, but that's a different rant) So I don't get this complaining that girls never get anything and that girl are discriminated against in scientific fields. Yeah, they're not as popular, but that's not because people say "you have vagina, leave science alone."

I don't understand. Is this just me being lucky? Are there people out there who have been denied opportunities because they are female?

#8242 After being in College Park for the past year, it feels weird going home and being in public around people who aren't my age, in school, or educated. I don't mean that to sound ignorant, it just almost becomes like culture-shock when I've become so used to being surrounded by a bunch of ambitious college students to people.

#8241 I am not confident about my penis size but every girl I have been with tell me that that was the best sex they have had. One time this girl cried because of the number of orgasms i gave her

#8240 I posted about the chem frat. My reasons are many i will try enumerating them
They're so cliquey. The current President and Vice president cheated their way into being voted as the winners of the election. it's just bullshit.
Also a girl hooked up with a brother like the week after he and his girlfriend (also a brother) broke up. You broke girl code, bitch.
I also never got emails about meetings and stuff because the guy who handles that stuff is the biggest fucking tool i've ever met

I'm really glad i dont have to spend time in that disgusting lounge anymore.

#8239 Let me preface my statement by saying that I think the gays are cool, and society should treat them equally. But, as a person who works at the Sbarro's at Stamp, I am so tired of gay people up to the counter and asking for a "half slice". Why does every single gay person ask for a "half slice?" For everyone asking what a "half slice" is, it is basically cutting a slice of pizza in half. It's just such a hassle to cut the thing in half, only to be left with a half of a normal slice of pizza that we can't give to our normal customers. Like please, if your gay just resist the urge to order a half slice.

#8238 I'm a guy, and I'm obsessed with the thought of blowing a black dude. What can I do?