#8285 There is so much concern about the safety of women on campus/ in college park in general. All of these feminists on here talking about taking self-defense classes...even one girl talking about growing out her nails for self defense. All this to save themselves from the "oppressive" males who try to rape/rob them. look at all of the crime alerts...90% of the time it the robbery victims are male...but nobody gives a shit about the safety of males, because we should have the innate ability to defend ourselves right? Fuck that. Unless you are some sort of martial arts master you don't fuck with a robber/ rapist with a weapon. Men are just as vulnerable as women to an armed male/female armed robber and are targeted so much more.

#8284 During School: Shower every night
During Summer: Let the grime build up for about 3-4 days
If I'm not seeing anyone important I ain't jumpin in the shower.

#8283 When I receive compliments, I don't mean to be flippant in my response. I'm genuinely startled that you, or anyone else could find me attractive despite my flaws. Many times, I've stared in the mirror wondering why I couldn't have someone else's skin. It amazes me that you like me for who I am -scars and all. So, thank you. No questions, or hesitation. Just acceptance and acknowledgement. You're a balm to my shattered self esteem.

#8282 There's a white boy at this party whose ass literary defies logic. It's massive. I can't stop staring. I'm hot and bothered

#8281 When playing Settlers of Catan, if a chick asks if I got wood, this is my face

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/208/e/2/meme_mr__bean_png_by_mfsyrcm-d58vvez.png

#8280 I used to steal a lot of liquor from people and I still do. can't help it. I even stole over an eighth of purple weed once. I should be locked up haha

#8279 I have an average sized penis, but I feel like it is plenty to do the work. All the ladies I have been with always had shaky legs after sex. Not trying to brag, but I have had exes who dated a black guy, and they all told me the sex was way better with me. So guys with small wieners there is hope

#8278 What do girls think of guys who wear jordans? Starting to think they are one of the reasons I only seem to be able to pull Latinas and super ratchet girls... Halp