#8301 I met this girl from Australia on omegle that was into femdom so we skyped and she was trying to get me to do some weird stuff. I finally agreed to try sounding and I put a q-tip in my dick hole. It felt pretty good once it was in there and it was one of the greatest orgasms I've ever had. It really hurt to piss or nut the next couple days, though, so I was worried I had a UTI, which would be difficult to explain to a doctor. But a few days later I was fine so it looks like I'm good now.

#8300 I used to break into apartments and steal liquor. I still do. I even stole a couple grinders and an eighth of purple weed

#8299 You know how they say that the best relationships come when you aren't looking for them? Well it's true.
I spent the last semester playing hook-up scene, flipping around on tinder, trying to feel important in the dating world. But one date with a friend and I knew I found who I wanted to be with. I didn't expect that someone I knew in a completely different context would make me so happy, but he does. The relationship has naturally developed. I didn't force any bond or emotions, I didn't jump into anything too quick, we didn't meet each other specifically looking for sex or a significant other. But it's been incredible so far.
So listen to that advice. Fill your time with things other than the dating hunt. It'll happen, I promise!! And the wait will be 100% worth it

#8298 Idk why, but I always take THE best dumps right after lifting

#8297 I hate when people ask me questions along the lines of "how are you." What do they care? How horrid.

#8296 I saw that post about the chem frat earlier, and just wanted to say some of those guys in there are pretty fucking weird. I'm cool with most of them, but there are some awkward motherfuckers in that fraternity.

#8295 I don't know understand why schools like Morgan State and HowardU and others are lauded for being "historically black" colleges and universities. Isn't one of the points of going to university to meet a diverse range of people who vary in background and race? Obviously not all black people are the same, just as not all white people are the same, but going to a school that is mostly one race isn't exactly eye-opening, especially if you came from mostly black or white high school. I mean, the Ivy Leagues aren't proud of being (de facto) historically white schools, even though they were and for the most part still are. Shouldn't (all of) these schools aim to diversify their student populations? At least the upper crust schools attempt to attract diverse students, though they may not be as diverse in their admission decisions. I remember when Howard came to my high school, they didn't even try to talk to me. They seem to be pointedly recruiting mostly black students. Why would they want that?

#8294 A possible confess an unpopular opinion: I'd rather watch 19 Kids & Counting than Keeping up with the Kardashians.