#8485 It seems like this page has become more of an "advice" blog with therapeutic and diagnostic sessions than a confessions page, and I confess that I actually like that better. #UMDgoeshard

#8484 Leave that bitch of a girlfriend you have. I know you aren't happy with her! I can treat you so much better :(

#8483 All of the criminal justice majors I know also managed to get charged with major felonies before they graduated. Not only did they get a usesless major, they won't be getting a job in it's field anytime soon.

#8482 after being broke for so long and making a bit under $2k for the first week of my internship...HOLY SHIT SO MANY THINGS TO BUY

#8481 I'm mixed asian and white, and people tell me I'm really pretty/gorgeous all the time, but more often than not, they follow that up with "for an Asian girl". Am I not going to be perceived to be as attractive as a white girl? I feel like the only guys that ever notice me are asian or white guys with an Asian fetish and that's fine, it's just a little weird being fetishised like that. I sometimes I wish I looked more like my white half so I could look more like the typical standard of beauty as opposed to looking mixed.

#8480 I feel really bad, I'm one of the few asians out there who have a small penis.

#8479 I am a guy and I have never watched porn or jerked off, and of course I am a virgin.

#8478 Every time I masturbate, I get angry and end up throwing my turtle against the wall. He's okay for now, but I don't think he can take much more :(