#8541 I don't think the Tinder app itself is racist, but my god, anyone who thinks that white people are so obscenely favored on dating apps in general is fooling themselves.

#8540 I know how to play Nothing Else Matters by Metallica on the guitar with my dick. I must say I tear up every time I do it.

#8539 This is the single greatest gif of all time. Seriously, it's worth the click.

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#8538 Nothing against the other races, but I think that middle eastern girls are the most underrated race in terms of attractiveness. Just something about them in general that's so unique and eye catching. Not really sure if you can group Indians into that group as well, but I think the same applies. And I'm black, if that matters or something.

#8537 I'm not really homophobic (I know everyone says that, but really I don't treat them any differently), but as I straight person who acts masculine as it is defined today, I've never really understood why so many (at least disproportionately to the heterosexual population) homosexual guys and girls tend to act like the opposite gender. It's just always seemed kinda strange to me. I get it, but I just don't understand why being gay tends to make people act like the opposite gender more than people who are not gay. I would like someone to respond who isn't going to immediately call me a bigot and intolerant, and who will actually give me a legitimate answer. And no, I'm not some super-religious freak who's all "DOWN WITH THE GAYS", I'm an atheist who just likes to know answers and is bothered when I can't reason out something. Gracias mis amigos.

#8536 I jacked off to the Miss USA Pageant just now, and jizzed on to the coffee table when Maryland came on stage during the gown competition. And then my mom walking in later I told her I spilled the beer

#8535 I feel like if you post more than 2 statuses on a daily basis (really one, but I'll give some slack), you should be put in Facebook jail, just like Twitter jail. I don't need to know your every thought. That's what Twitter is for.

#8534 As a woman - I just had a sexual dream about a woman for the first time!

Also, to the person who is fucking shit up with my life - fuck you. I don't need you, I don't love you any more, just get the fuck out.