#8569 Being an engineer killed my happiness in college, but I love my job now and there's always someone telling me they wished they majored in engineering. If you're an engineering student, the struggle is real, but the life that will come after will be worth it. Keep working hard and don't lose hope!

#8548 I'm not a prude and I do want to have sex. Just not with YOU.

#8548 My suitemate says that when I die, he will cremate me and sleep next to my ashes. What a great guy!

#8548 I don't care about your sex life, your relationship troubles, and low-ass gpa worries. Keep them to yourself. We're in college now; we can solve our own problems. If you can't, then life is going to fuck you up.

#8548 People need to be told the harsh truth. If you don't have your shit together and you're in college, time is running out. You had 10+ years to wake up.

#8548 Tomson is a hero, he wrecks the weaklings of society. All Hail!

#8568 Writing essays are my favorite. I would give up my little brother, Wilson, if I could write more essays and do more projects.

#8567 To those who told me to calm down, I'm not going to fucking calm down, until I get my message across. YAY slave drivers!!!