#8593 Pekkle is so cute, I just want to hug and cuddle him.

#8592 I love doing homework. When I do other people's homework, it makes me feel good. I also love Tiensi no Akuma <3. LALALALALAL

#8591 I have had ringworm on my wiener for about 2 years now. Sorry ladies

#8590 I'm a gay guy, and gay guys who have the stereotypical "gay lisp" are probably my biggest turn off ever. I honestly don't see how anyone can find it appealing; to me, it's just annoying and reinforces the stereotype of gay men being these hyper-feminine, pink-clad fruitbaskets.

#8589 Pale girls who look like they've never spent a day outside scare me.

#8588 As a champion of feminism, if a woman hits me several times, I let her exercise her right to get hit back.

#8587 I go out of my way to buy dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. This is more me gloating than confessing.

#8586 I need Book 3 of Legend of Korra to come out.