#8633 I've never realized how cute some brown guys are before coming to UMD. The swooshed hair and the stubble beard look just makes my panties drop!

#8632 I would love to get double teamed by the Mandler Brothers.

#8631 I get kind of pissed when I see people get emotional/angry/obsessed over fictional TV shows like Game of Thrones, Then the evening news or some other nonfiction show comes on with tons of stories just as crazy and heart-wrenching as fictional shows. Crazy ass shit happens in the real world if you pay attention. Yet most people (especially young adults like us)seems to dismiss the news as "boring" or "too sad", like wtf. They show you real life things happening that we can make a change for the better in rather than just watching helplessly as your favorite character dies on Thrones. (P.S. GoT is a great show, but rememba its fantasy)

#8630 1. Nickelback
2.Limp Bizkit
3.Korn
4.Creed
5. Hanson
6. G-Unit

Go on itunes, download these bands, and watch your life change like mine did. Truly gifted musicians, totally destroy that pink floyd crap my dad listens to. LOL

#8629 Hoobastank is the best name for a band ever and I am pissed I didn't think of it first. #TheReason
TL;DR: Hoobastank> Avril Lavigne
(just barely though)

#8628 I have cranked my wank to the new taco bell breakfast menu 17 times without ever actually eating it because of fear of it not living up to my sexual fantasies.

#8627 Man...I love the rain. Don't know why 90% percent of people hate it. It poors down water that gave us our very own lives. Without it we would be dead. I think our dislike of it is rooted in our deep seeded love of light and heat, which is understandable considering that shit was scarce and a miracle to have not too long ago and as a result we embrace light and shit in every religion and culture. But the scientific reality is that it is a beautiful thing. Some day Last semester it was pouring rain, and everyone was freakin out and putting on raincoats, umbrellas and shit and I didn't know it was gonna be raining so I was like fuck it and walked out in just a tshirt and shorts that I had on and I loved it. Just embrace the beauty of it; its like splash mountain at Disney World. I'm tripping right now but u know it true.
TLDR:rain is chill

#8626 it really sucks when you are crushing on someone and want to spend a lot of time with said person and then you say something stupid to your crush. the amount of derpiness that comes out when you are crushing on someone is really amazing lol