I really hope Russia invades Ukraine and ruins it. I really think Russia has the right to invade and protect their diaspora from a dictatorship that will be run by crazy nutcases. Also I think Russia is the Texas of Eastern Europe. If Louisiana was like Ukraine we'd do the same thing.

This is a guy here...
*Disclaimer: this is not to bash people who do the following things.
I wonder why people bleach their hair blonde and get extensions, AND get their acrylic nails done consistently every two weeks, AND wear super push-up bras and show extremely revealing clothing, AND smother their faces in makeup... I know you're free to do whatever you want, and I am not judging. But...what makes people do that? I'm genuinely asking, so I don't want your petty, asshole-ish comments. Is that just their definition of pretty? Why do girls feel the need to do things like that??

I don't get how people have such a hard time talking to someone they like or have a thing for. Just use your words, what's the worst that could happen? Either they feel the same way and y'all are bangin, or they don't and you don't have to spend your life in a state of constant wonderment. Either way, you get to know.

I'm so small and my bed is so high I have to take a flying leap to get on it. Then I have to awkwardly slide the mattress over to plug my phone in. I would like to apologize to my neighbors for it sounding like I'm having sex every time I go to sleep.

my new gf always tossed my salad and i feel pretty violated. but i let her do it because i didnt want to make things get awkward, shes really hott lol

dear bleach blonde w/ short hair and braces.. you. look. amazing. even at 8am.

Dear neighbors,
It is midnight and I'm trying to study for midterms. Now is not a good time to be ratchet.

I feel so lonely. I know I just need to wait on God's timing for the One to come along. I am just getting tired of waiting. I keep having these dreams... I wonder what Freud would think of me. -Pansexual Christian