Does anyone else hate those senior pictures were the girl stands on the rail road.... I mean yes new journey but 1. You aren't going by train and 2. Can you get anymore cliché? Oh small towns in Texas it's time to wake up and stop doing the same thing every time.

I just wiped my roommates ass for her

Dear neighbors,
I understand that y'all are really into Mario cart and everything but I have been trying to take a nap for the past four hours and y'all are making it impossible... I'm 7 months pregnant and could not sleep last night due to severe pain... Can you please keep it down just for an hour or two?
sincerely
your pissed off pregnant neighbor....

My boyfriend proposed to me last night! I said yes:)

TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING MUSIC IN THE PRIVATE STUDYING AREA, GOD DAMMIT! I'm here to study, not listen to shitty wrap music through your headphones 15 feet away!!! People come here to study and if you're going to be so god damn distracting, LEAVE!!! You can obviously study with a shit ton of noise, so go somewhere else and do it, not where people come for some QUIET STUDYING TIME!!!

Mardi Gras is basically for us single people. Like how couples have Valentine's Day, and we get Mardi Gras. This is also similar how Jewish people have Hannukah and Christians and other people have Christmas to look after.

I wish Pablo V didnt have a boyfriend I would so hop on that!

The tall volleyball chick in my earth science class has the nicest butt I've ever seen! Too bad I'm like 5ft nothing -_-