Somebody has left three dryers full of clothes in the stark laundry mat and they have been sitting here for the last 15 minutes. Please be considerate and responsible and time your drying because this shit sincerely pisses me off when I have more important things to tend to than waiting for your ass to free up dryers so that I can get my laundry done and continue with my life. Don't be that person guys. Nobody wants to be that person.

I'm actually dreading my college experience

I wish things were different. And somehow I don't mean that the way I know you took it. I didn't mean with him, I meant with you. But I see you happy, and I know that it is probably for the best. You're the only person I've felt comfortable around since him but I know that doesn't make a difference. But its ok, I'm glad she makes you smile. I just hope you don't mind my daydreaming.

I love the feeling of having a girl ride my face! The smell and taste is just out of this world

Sincere Confession Time: I made a hole in the bathing soap and used it to insert my penis in it and masturbate (cause it feels real..duhh).

If I were to start a Bible study that specifically said on the flyer that ALL are welcome including the LGBTQ community, would anyone come?
~homosexualchristian

The lab reports will be the death of me.

I finally got to see the Alejandro F guy on campus today. You're right. He IS cute.