#17525 To my freshman self: I'm not gonna tell you to do anything different. You'll do so many things wrong, want to die, be drunk every day, beat yourself up, rack up debt and lose aid on the wrong major, blow all your money on beer, weed and wrecked cars. But you'll also go through a couple spiritual awakenings, find inner peace, learn to read people like books, fall in love with an awesome young woman who's a lot like you, keep all your friends and basically gain everything without losing anything that really matters. I don't have to tell you, but remember the Tetrapharmakos.

#17534 Touch the south patios preachers butt to get +5 love from Jesus. If you don't know who he is yet freshman, you soon will. He will be the loud asshole outside the food trough.

#17524 Dear Dumbass: You're going to do so many stupid things. Go to roane state, then go to UTK and have the state pay you to get a BSSW.the one good thing is your son. He's the reason you graduated at all, even though you ruined your GPA, lost all your scholarships, and are now $22k in debt. BREAK UP WITH ED JFC. You're an idiot. Study, go to fucking class, like seriously.. and hang out with Amy. She's going to quit talking to you over this immature bullshit. Also, you're an idiot. #notetoself

#17523 Note to my freshman self: Never walk in front of an Saudi in a Mustang, they don't understand crosswalks.
Admin Note- Look everyone a Racist. Also Gainesboro IP address. Did I? Yes, I did You will have some pizzas to pay for bud.

#17522 To My Freshman Self:
Stay at home at the Community College for your Freshman year so that you can spend lots more time with Granddaddy because he only has until February of your Freshman year left to live. With his poor health, your health problems, and your lack of maturity, you are just not capable of living 3 hours away from home right now. Also, don't choose the major I know you're going to choose... go with the one you are fighting so hard against. It's going to save you a lot of time and money.
#notetoself

#17521 Dear freshman self, if you hang out with the ones that smoke pot, skip class, and drop out, you're gonna smoke pot, skip class, and drop out. #notetoself

#17520 Pretend to believe in Jesus so you can fit in at the BCM and get that cheap food.

#17519 Should have started Tech 2 years later than I did so I didn't know the horrors of taking Dr. Christianson. He is a true cunt.