#16170 These two seemed excited about being spotted by the Google Street View Mobile. Anybody know who they are?

#16172 Guys walk up to a random girl ask her if she feels lucky and flip a coin. Tell her, "Head I get tail, tail I get head."

#16172 "How do you talk to girls?" Easy! You Walk up to one with the joystick then press the A button.

#16171 Our soccer team is terrible

#16172 I like ejaculating outside in various quasi-exotic places. It's liberating and everyone should try it.

#16172 As someone in the military, I wish people would thank us for our service more. They have no idea what kind of sacrifice we make.

#16169 I confess...the only was I get through my 3 hour history night class is 3 to 4 top shelf margaritas from Cinco's before I go.

#16169 As a father, it annoys me greatly when I hear other parents say things like, "I put a roof over their head and food on the table. My children should be more grateful." Do you want a cookie for not going to prison for child endangerment? And nothing gets my blood boiling quite like when I hear things like, "I don't know what I'd do if my child was gay/trans/dated outside of our race/adopts different beliefs." Easy answer: you love them no matter what and you support them.