#16173 so many people argue about tattoos... oh they are so hot... or, oh that guy is trash because of his tattoos.. I was going to get a tattoo, I sincerely like the art form... then i remembered one significant truth. Ferraris don't have bumper stickers, Station wagons do.

#16172 There's this girl in my chemistry class that has a DONK, i mean damn. Gives me a case of the jungle fever. I just wish my family didn't look down on dating non-whites.

#16172 I was playing the Sims 3, and decided to have a house where all my friend from Tech lived. But while I was playing, two of those friends started telling me what to do. One wanted our Sims to get married, but the other wanted to have my baby. So I had to knock one up, break up then marry the other. Then they demanded the Sims of my old roommates become gay lovers. The house is awkward as hell now. Worst part of all of this is, I can't even control my virtual life without them telling me what to do. But since I know they'll see this, still love ya two.

#16172 I confess that i love my girlfriend!! Wait, did i say girlfriend? I meant fridge... I love my fridge

#16172 I confess that I think it would be interesting to take a pole dancing class. I think it would be a great work out & pretty fun to try. Anyone ever done it?????

#16172 I confess that there's an extremely beautiful blonde in my sociology class that I caught looking at me today. I totally dig her, and hopefully I can work up the confidence to talk to her.

#16172 I confess that tonight I took the virginity of a really nerdy guy who is way shorter than me. Why did I do it? Because he is a super nice guy and I wanted to show him that he still has a chance with women. I don't give a damn what anyone thinks, I feel pretty good about what I did.

#16172 Dear guy in Walmart with T-Rex t-shirt and arm tattoo, you have a nice butt. I wanted to pinch it. Sincerely, a shy, thirsty girl.