#16194 Today a man stood in the quade and spoke about Jesus to a crowd of people. But no one listens to me when I talk about my imaginary friends.

#16194 To the cute girl with dyed red hair I complemented outside Jobe as I was walking by, I hope to run into you again and make more small talk.

#16194 To the girl using the elliptical in the FIT on Tuesday around 4:30. You are stunning. You had on a dark purple shirt and your hair was in one long perfectly done braid. Wanted to say something but hitting on girls in the gym is weird.

#16194 I started my period while the Gyno had my legs spread at the clinic. Not before, but during the examination.

#16194 It is September 15 at 9:55 pm in the library. Dear group sitting in the back by the windows in front of a white board. You are quite possibly the most annoying group I have ever met. For the past 2 hours you have done nothing besides run your mouth. Especially to the girl in the black sweater. You don't need to scream everything you say. If all you guys are going to talk about is when spring break is and what 90's tv shows you like to watch(I.e. boy meets world, fresh prince, Kim possible) please take it to Starbucks or back to the apartment you just so mentioned ever so loudly. I thought a library was for studying????

#16194 I just want someone to hold hands with. Preferably female. Wait, definitely female, I'm not into that bro blow. Sorry brahs. #NoDownFlyZone

#16194 What's your favorite idea?

Admin Note: Mine is being creative!

#16194 To whomever burnt food up in Maddux: Don't ever cook again! That retched smell traveled its way down the staircase and I about threw up! Stick to prepackaged food, or salad; salad is always healthy!