#16196 To the girl at the library puzzle table in the red pant, who are you? You were absolutely stunning.

#16196 Go Greek at TTU?
I would say being greek in college is an amzing thing and it can be but at tech being greek is just embarrassing when all houses do is yell at each other and try to drag names through the mud. I would bet if any founding fathers from any fraternity that tech has could see what is going on they would be ashamed.
Isnt everyone in a fraternity greek are they all not in it to prepare there self to take full responsibility in life after school. So why are all the greeks acting like children we should be one community they GDI's see as something they would like to be. Not how they see it now " i would never join because its all just drama"

In short grow the fuck up.
Keep the "trash talk" private.
Build fellow greeks up dont try to break them down.

#16195 To the golden retriever in the park yesterday: you have the most shiny beautiful coat I have ever seen. I wanted to say something but you were too busy pissing on a tree. Hopefully I will see you again someday.

#16195 There was this guy in my class who was bragging about how he and his girlfriend's favorite song to have sex to is Gorilla by Bruno Mars and how they bump uglies like gorillas. I said that the average penis size of the gorilla is 1.5 inches. Everyone just kinda looked at me funny.

#16195 To my roommate that I unintentionally punched in the face and proceeded to bitch about it for the past week, maybe you shouldn't have attempted to "prank" me by scaring the bejesus out of me. When something scary pops out of nowhere, my insta-reaction is to punch/kick first and process what happened in the next 5-10 seconds. You were the one who decided to jump out of my closet wearing a creepy clown costume and holding a fake knife, knowing full well about my martial arts background, so don't get your jimmies rustled. You had it coming for a while, and our other roommate agrees.

#16195 Please, all you people posting anonymous confessions about hot girls and such, just grow a pair of balls/ovaries and make a move for Pete's sake! The worst that can happen is you get turned down. Jimmeny cricket why is this world full of scaredy cats? People be complaining about being single and not getting laid and following up that complaint by not doing poop about it. #rantover #gogetemtiger

#16196 There are only two kinds of people in this world those who I love and those who I don't hate. #TwoKindsGuy

#16195 It's times like these where I'm glad I live off campus as a freshman, and I don't have to go crazy without the internet.