#16363 To the jackass who broke into my car last night and sole my ancient and partially broken iPod, I hope youenjoy it's 2hour battery life. Also, the least you could have done was shut my doors the rest of the way. My wet ass didn't appreciate your shenanigans.

#16364 Yall niggas need to stop complaining about how you're "socially awkward" and "how can I meet someone, im just a nice guy who is shy and quiet and blah blah blah" just grow a God damn pair and stop being a whiny bitch! Just talk to people. Be uncomfortable for once. Take a risk, whats the worst that can happen? That cute girl you've never met before is going to not be interested? So what! Move the fuck on and live your fucking life for once!

TL;DR Man up and quit making excuses.

#16357 Worst fucking night ever. This stupid car alarm keeps going off and someone is playing shitty music on full blast. Clearly I'm not going to have enough sleep for class tomorrow at 8am.

#16356 Put my heart in her hand ... told her that what I feel till I see you next class. #RaplikeTnTechconfessor

#16355 I Nutted in her eye, told her watch my kids. #RapLikeWayne

#16354 So, I'm not alone this Halloween for once, and I would like to take my date to a haunted house around Cookeville. How good is Fear Farm? And are there any others?

#16353 To that damn person with the motorcycle that loves to rev his engine in front of Maddux/McCord you are the biggest dick on campus.

#16349 What's a good way to make friends in Cookeville? I'm a girl(not the sorority type), 22, and VERY shy(kinda socially awkward.) I want to make friends and I'm a sweet, kind hearted person once you get to talking to me. I just can't seem to do it.