#16367 Today I bought my first vibrator. I have had multiple orgasms so I think it's safe to say that the 20 bucks was completely worth it. Ladies, if you don't have one, I definitely recommend it. Midterms, eat my dust!

#16366 I'm very clueless when it comes to being social, so how does one drops subtle hints to let someone know you like them?

#16365 To the trumpet player on Browning 4th, I think I speak for all of the 4th floor residents when I say that I wouldn't mind shoving that mouthpiece down your throat so you could never play again! Honestly, find somewhere less populated to torment the ears of those who hear you.

#16359 They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut

#16360 If you live in Crawford, is the air back on or still heat? It's hard to tell sometimes.

#16361 While all of my friends are getting getting married and having babies and what not, I'm sitting over here like "hell, I haven't even had my first kiss..."

#16358 Is there a piano anywhere on campus a non-music major can have access too?

#16362 What's the deal with the posts about Lil Wayne? He sucks as a rapper. Sounds like he has a dick vibrating in the back of his throat...