#16423 Yesterday I was at the grocery store when I heard a man playing the trumpet outside. So I quickly skipped up to home to give him some change. Once I got within earshot he started singing “Here comes a young princess, to give me something sweet, skipping up to a strange black man, oh she’s such a beautiful princess, no boyfriends for youuu for 7 years, I don’t even want them looking at youu, tell your daddy that he’s a giant among men and the best thing since sliced bread”. Then he gave me a high five, wished me a beautiful day and said he loved me.

#16421 Y'know how a lotta guys clean up their spunk after beating their meat by using toilet paper, tissue paper, napkins, or socks? Well, sometimes, as a test to see what a girl is getting, I'll clean up a little more naturally.

#16422 Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.

#16426 So you wanna hear a real confession? Me and my girl are trying to do it the other night, she's a virgin, so we weren't really getting very far, but she's getting so damn wet. Eventually after a blowjob, she turns on the light and I'm covered in blood. Her blood. Up and down my legs, all over my hands.. and on the bottom of the dick she just blew. Yea. The end. Admin, if this is too vulgar could you edit it a little? Thanks. Lol

#16428 I think my boyfriend may a different breed of man who isn't sex crazy. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's not a horn dog but goodness. A girl has needs and I would love to have sex more than once a month.

#16420 Why do things always get complicated when they should be perfect? I wish for once everything would work out.

#16419 The more I think about it, the more I think our entire government is fucked up. I mean super fucked up.

#16416 Lord forgive me for I have stolen many, many rolls of toilet paper from the university bathrooms this semester. I hope you understand the struggle was real. Amen.