#16512 I confess that I have a professor's naked photo from a dating website. Want an easy A? Blackmail is a go!

#16511 Who is the campus DJ playing all the piano tunes right now on WTTU? You've nice taste.

#16509 I think I have the unluckiest semi-successful dating/sex life:

First girl I ever dated: "Oh, you're a virgin? Well, I guess we won't have sex then. I don't want to embarrass you."

Second girl: "You're a virgin? I don't feel comfortable having sex with someone who's inexperienced."

Third girl: "I'm not a big fan of blowjobs. They make my jaw cramp." (As I'm going down on her, my jaw muscles aching with the intensity of a thousand suns.)

Fourth girl: "You're a virgin? That's okay. Just follow my lead." I couldn't keep it up because I was so god damn nervous. She was understanding.

Fifth girl: "You're not really good at this." (She said she liked being on top, so she was on top doing the work. What I was supposed to be doing alludes me to this day.)

Sixth girl: Amazing sex. It was all going well until her dad came at me with a bat. Grabbed my wadded up clothes like a football and ran outside naked to my car.

Seventh girl: Told me that her family would feel uncomfortable with her dating a "Negro," but she wouldn't mind because she's accepting of "Negroes." Her Southern belle ditziness was probably her only saving grace regarding her casual racism. Still bumped uglies. We ended up roleplaying where she was a plantation owner's wife and I was one of the slaves. Surprisingly hot. Only time I had sex on the first date. (and only date with this one)

Ninth girl I've ever dated: Had sex on the 3rd date. Date 5 comes around and she wonders what anal is like. We try it. Shit happens. Shit happens everywhere. She feels horrible. I reassure her everything is all right. The very next date I ask her to be my girlfriend. She says yes. 2 years and going strong. I am crazy about her. I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I am going ring shopping this weekend with one of her friends.

#16510 How does one get over Former Fat Kid Syndrome? I used to be 220 pounds, and now I am 180 and my abs are slightly visible. But for whatever reason, I still have terrible body image. Truth is, I've never been in a serious relationship, and friends just don't understand why I am awkward and don't open myself up. I'm not used to being desired. Every time I meet someone new, a part of me wonders if they would've talked to me 4 years ago. I was never comfortable in my old skin, and I still feel like I'm in my old skin, even though that's clearly not the case. It's always, "What? You've never had a girlfriend? What about high school?" Well, if you would've known me in high school, you would've understood exactly why. But not all is bad. I'm having as much luck dating as the average person. Although, I don't have the relationship experience most people have by this time in life. (24 year old in graduate school) Not a virgin, but I'm pretty inexperienced in sex.

Bonus confession: Buying jeans sucks for me. I'm a size 32 waist, but my ass/thighs are so fucking big, I have to buy 38 waist, so the waistline of my jeans is loose, but it's kind of tight around my legs and it's fucking annoying.

#16508 To the dark haired girl who I helped pick up dropped cookies tonight outside the presidents box at the football game,you are one sexy and attractive woman. I have milk for your cookies anytime!

#16507 I got dressed, did my makeup and curled my hair and went to three parties but because my "in" to the parties was feeling it, we left. I hate not knowing people who party.

#16504 Trent Norman the real MVP at Sakura!!

#16506 please say a prayer to Mohammed Albadi. he goes to tech with us. unfortunately he got killed today in a car accident. (Saturday Oct 18)