Today at the gym there was a guy who labeled off machines "circuit in progress" and proceeded to yell at people who touched the machines. I went and adjusted everything on the machine to screw you up, and will continue to do so every time you're there

It seems like all you GUYS out there use this page to vent about you as an individual not being able to get laid. I have an idea :) Instead of confessing your troubles. Learn something new:
1. Learn the ukulele or something entertaining
2. Join a Frisbee club (or any club)
3. Run and stay fit (instead of being a "bratwurst" and posting it on this page)
4. Go out and have fun
You'll meet someone by doing an activity and your problems will be solved. Yeah boy reading this, I'm talking to you. yeah you with the earphones. I'm talking to you. yeah you on that apple macbook. Or you, the guy stalking a girl fb as we speak. Or you with that Blue hoodie. I have faith in you all. be like nike: And just do it.
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- DG

I love bitches in white shorts

A few weeks ago I found some rosary beads at the beauj pool and i brought them back to my apartment.. The next day, my iPod and wallet got stolen from my car.. karma?

I met this guy at a party in a C&L sports shirt and blue jeans he was really nice and I have your number but not your name and Im too shy to text you so if you see this text me ;)

Okay I'm just gonna do this. I'm a down to earth, very caring and patient guy. I smoke and like to party but not all the time. I'm looking for a cute down to earth nice attractive girl who is looking for something that could turn into a relationship. If you're down comment and ill message you!

Jackson from the baseball team is so hot I want his babies.

I want an outdoorsy boyfriend who will go camping and hiking with me. Then we can have amazing camping sex.