There is this kid from Equador in my ENSP class, he is so cute and his accent is sexy

I'm a female who LOVES to bump 2pac, Ice Cube, Immortal Technique etc. Anyone else out there? I haven't met a person yet to share the same taste in music with me.

To the freshman boy, I think his name is Michael, who dresses really nerdy and always is walking around alone, I think you're super adorable and I want to be your friend. Don't be afraid to let people be friends with you!!

I love this school but I hate my team. And that leaves me really torn about it. I feel like I don't belong here.

To the Asian junior girl that probably thinks I'm stalking her:
This is a completely awkward situation between us and I don't really know what to tell you besides that I'm not and our schedules somehow always have us seeing each other. I laughed to myself today when I saw you because (from what I see) you give me these angry glances everytime I see you. I try to avoid eye cotact with you due to embarrassment, and being super stoned helps when I don't even realize us passing each other. You're pretty but I'm pretty sure I would drive you crazy haha. Just asking that you forgive and forget about this weird miscommunication. I can't imagine how your side of this story looked because I couldn't help but laugh at how awkward it got from mine.
From: the guy you suprisingly didn't question about this when we talked on the first day of POLS 200.

"Heh heh heh this will be cool AND anonymous!" said the lonely college student as he typed out "After I finish I slap the girl and yell you a hoe, hoe"

Gr8 job!!!!!!!!

Why are all the hot girls not the sharpest tool in the shed? Why damn it!

Sometimes I drive around campus naked, secretly hoping that someday, if I ever get into an accident with another driver, that when the other driver gets out of their car to exchange information, they too will be naked. We will be so distracted by the fact that we are both naked that we won't even care about the damage to our cars, leaving us to continue happily along with our days. Not to mention the obscene levels of intercourse that will follow. M or F, I don't care I'm a switch hitter.