#666 John, or Joe or I think mike...I'm pregnant.

#664 I'm just saying, if someone would start a Star Wars fan club here at southeastern. I would definitely join and be a really active member.You know, do club stuff like dress up on May the 4th, have a ticket pre ordering party this coming Monday. I'm just throwing some ideas out there.

#665 Girls, on campus and off campus:
Don't get mad at your man if you make it evident that you're going to put out, but then decide not to and then he gets pissed at you for leading him on. You just blue-balled that motherfucker, and you had him get mentally prepared for that shit. That literally feels like a foot being stuck in between the balls, and the biggest disappointment ever. Don't want to fuck? Don't say you're in the mood.

Omega- I completely disagree. You have the right to be sexually frustrated, but that is no excuse to punish someone that changed their mind about allowing you to insert your dick into them.

In other words: Don't cry over spilled milk that you weren't entitled to enjoy in the first place.

#675 I want to start a secular/atheist club on campus, a place where like-minded free thinkers can come together,would anyone be interested in that?

Omega- I just don't understand how so many people don't believe in an afterlife. I mean.. I've shown like 24 people theirs already...

#serialkillerjokes Happy Early Halloween

#701 Why are people (especially girls) afraid or embarrassed of taking craps in public restrooms?!?

I walked in to the bathroom this morning, and some girl was in mid-poop, I know she was. And I proceeded to do my business; as I started washing my hands, all of a sudden it's a cue to finish what she started! Come on, are we that embarrassed to do something everyone does? It's natural! Take a poop while I'm in the bathroom, I don't care! Be loud and proud, because everyone does it!

Also, to the people who make fun of others' bowel movements... Your shit don't stink either. So shut up.
#LionUp

#667 I confess that everyone who went to lip sync knows who should of won. This is why I chose not to join any organizations or go Greek. It's obviously rigged. Me and my friends don't understand how the best people didn't even place. It's whatever. It's all about having fun but still, the judges obviously weren't watching the same show we were.
Sincerely,
An upset student

#668 So whose everyone voting for for governor? It's coming up on October 24th!

#707 shoutout to the guy in my se101 class Wednesday that reminded the professor, literally right before we walked out the door, to turn in our homework. you're awesome