#807 When I go to math, I act stupid so the cute guy next to me will explain it. I feel like I'm in Mean Girls.

#803 Dasha Shinners is really pretty and she is quirky. One of a kind.

#804 For the umpteenth fucking time. It is PROFESSOR, for Spanish (La/El profesor(a) not TEACHER! This is not high school , it is a fucking university! Lmao.

#806 My roommate is the biggest harlot known to man.

#805 I'm in love with my gay best friend

#802 I confess I wish I had died in my wreck.

#812 Once i flirted with a blonde in starbucks. I'm an Italian guy with curly hair and she is from slidell with beautiful eyes and curves. My intentions were never to fall in love with her but i don't know how could such a short time spent with her could change my life so tremendously.

#870 I confess i have a homemade fleshlight made of sponges, a nitrile glove and a pringles can that i fuck every night. sometimes multiple times. I keep telling myself that it's "practice" but i find myself trying to find ways to improve upon it. like getting better lubes, finding better positions, etc. i really just need to meet someone.

13- I'd swipe left if I could on this. Try Tinder, bro.