#819 I like turtles

Omega- Really? With all this good content tonight all you got is some old youtube shit? You gotta try harder than that OP. Submit a real confession in the link below:

http://college-confessions.com/selu

#813 Just broke up with the ex. I have a sex tape and i'm not afraid to ruin her life if she acts up.

#814 I confess that I'm 18, a second semester freshman and I've never been in a relationship. Ever. All of my friends have boyfriends or girlfriends and I'm just like....alone? It's really depressing and I don't know what to do. Is it weird? Am I the only person left on earth who's never been in a relationship?

Omega- I'm a little bit older than you and i'm the exact opposite, but you know... Thus far I've regretted most every relationship i've been in. Think of it this way: At then end of the day we all die alone, so get your shit together and try to be happy in the meantime, whether it's pursuing relationships (not out of pressure) or being a bachelor/bachelorette. Oh, and try to avoid dating former strippers if/when you do decide to get in the game.

#815 i talk to myself sometimes.

#810 It seems like every time I decide to get blazed before class we have an in-class group assignment, but I usually end up carrying the group so what the fuck is up with that? We made an A on our last two assignments btw.

#811 I confess I've cheated in nearly all of my classes hardcore. I've been doing this since I started SELU and honestly it has paid off. It isn't like I don't learn anything because I have to enter the data into my "cheating apparatus". I'm sure some will be jealous or think i'm a bastard, but i'm like a semester from graduating and I've probably done one year of actual school work cumulatively so what-the-fuck-ever-bro!

#809 I confess that I've hooked up with two guys who are in a fraternity since I've been at Southeastern (I'm a freshman).. I'm pretty sure at least one of them is completely gay, but the other dude hooks up with girls a good bit. Moral of the story: "straight" men are fun to hook up with and sexuality is not as easy as 1, 2, 3.

P.S. Use a fucking condom (lol) you know this area got mad herp and whatnot.

#808 I confess that today between 2:00-3:00 in front of the library there was a group of black guys and theres always one brunette white guy that hangs out with them. You, sir, are damn fine.