#833 The person in 220B St.Tammany.... the hell do you do EVERY EVENING to make shit crash upstairs every damn night when people are trying to sleep. Even earphones can't help me deal with it when the room vibrates v-v (Calling RA on Duty never seems to quiet the situation). So I confess that I can't deal with noisy residents. >_>

#840 I thought Popeye was about my dad, because he too would chug something from a can and beat up the other guys my mom was fucking. -548

#878 I confess that I hate people who truly believe in astrology or crystal magic energy bullshit.

P.S. Most juice cleanses are bullshit. Just diet and exercise if you want to lose weight you lazy fuck.

#834 Tossing this out there for people who would be down for Diaspora (Fate core RPG like DnD) on Tuesdays

Comment on this post if you'd be interested in this

#830 I want to shout out to everyone in my accounting class, y'all know who you are. Thanks for blowing my email up with all you wondering when the first test was before Mardi Gras break. But as soon as I get the flu and miss 2 classes NO ONE WILL RETURN MY EMAIL. I see how it is, hope you go to class because I'll never give you the dates again you bitches.

#831 I confess that I can't even masturbate in my own home now. My family always has other family or guests over making tons of rucus in the room next to mine and I can't even get it up because I'm either afraid they'll hear me, or because they talk so fucking much and their voices carry. I love my family, but Jesus can I have a day where I get to fap in peace and silence?!

#842 Once upon a time, in the adventures that I like to call my college experience... I was heading to work with my brother and a friend. We worked at a catering company which required that we wear all black casual business attire (slacks, button up, belt, dress shoes, tie, etc.) my brother and I had been craving cannolis for some time before this day. The venue was in New Orleans so we decided to stop at Angelo Brocato's which is an Italian dessert shop. I made the joke that we look like we're in the mafia going to an Italian shop and with our all black casual business attire. When we went in and ordered the cannoli and they asked if we wanted the regular or mini size cannolis. I decided to play with this a little bit and I turned to my friend and said "well if we're going to see the godfather, we should get mini?" He shrugged. We chose the mini cannolis and sat down and waited the wide eyed looks that we got were hilarious. We laughed about it a lot but I really wonder if there really were mafia there that were sweating because of our presence.

#832 Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so its together.

And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

Get your shit together.